Get ready… the 2026 Dirtbag Pin-Up Calendar is here for preorder.
This unapologetically chaotic, delightfully trash-glam calendar features twelve original paintings celebrating the lovable scumbag energy in all of us — think vintage pin-up vibes meets dump runs, gas station snacks, and pure greased-up, blue-collar glory.

Note: this is the cover of the 2017 version of the Dirtbag Pinup Calendar. The new edition will have 13 new ink and marker creations.

Each month showcases a brand-new painting created by Two Thangs, printed in full color on heavy 100 lb satin cardstock. Hang it in your garage, your office, your workshop, or anywhere that needs more bad decisions with great aesthetics.

Details

• Preorder only — Limited Print Run

• 12-month wall calendar (January–December 2026)

• Full-color prints of original artwork

• High-quality 8.5 x 11" pages

• Ships early December 2025

Why preorder?

Because once they're gone, they're gone.
Preorders help determine the print quantity, and everyone who preorders is guaranteed a calendar — plus a little surprise sticker pack only for preorder customers.

If you like chaos, art, or the beautiful dirtbags in your life… this calendar belongs on your wall.